LoWer EaSt siDe

3 Bedrooms, Decorative Fireplace, Roof Deck

$3,300

7/3/05

Approx. 1,000 sq. feet

call shady sally
843-343-4977
www.shadysallyblog.com

EAST VILLAGE
2 Bedroom $3,040
Doorman Luxury Building
Available 8/3/05
(A day after shady sally's 28th birthday - we can celebrate together with your new Doorman)



Elevator / Dishwasher / Microwave / Air Conditioning / Fitness Room / Valet Laundry
Approx 735 sq. feet

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843-343-4977
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Where are you Going?

Have a safe and firecracklin 4th of July everyone and get your butts some shelter before your friends start aiming bottle rockets at you.

Check this out! I've got a 4room 1bedroom rent-stabalized abode for $1460
Greenpoint is were its at!!!!!

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or check out her shady blog
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Bless this Bad Ass Greenpoint Apartment . . . .



with intricate details . . .



and tons of closet space . . .



and a huge kitchen with everything brand new . . .
and help it find a worthy tenant to meet its exceptional grandeur.

Only if you believe you are worthy to live in this Greenpoint Goddess with a backyard and a garden $1600
then call me shady sally 646-812-4067
www.shadysallyblog.com
Unit has French doors, exposed brick walls and fire place.
Perfect for a couple.

"This can't be living. I drink too much Old Milwaukee and wake up in the morning and it tastes like old bread crusts in my mouth. All my underwear's dirty, I can't find my insurance policy."

Larry Brown, "The Apprentice"

drunk chicken

"Ode to Rooftops"



For all of you living without the luxury of a rooftop, terrace, or backyard this summer, then let me just say MOVE OUT NOW!!!!
Call me, Shady Sally, for listings for all the best rooftops around the Williamsburg and Greenpoint area.
843-343-4977
www.shadysally.com

And for all of you with this luxury, let me suggest some good ol southern "drunk chicken" for your next rooftop BQ gathering?

Drunk Chicken
(or for the more sophisticated palette, "Intoxicated Bird")

Ingredients

One whole chicken
Tony Chacheres Creole seasoning
a can of your favorite beer

Directions
Get a whole chicken from the grocery store.
Remove the innards.
Coat liberally with Tony Chacheres, inside and out.
Open a can of your favorite beer. Drink about a third of it.
Then, put about a tablespoon of Tony's in the beer.
Set the chicken on to the beer can.
Cook over a medium grill for one hour.

"There are eight million naked cities in this naked city--they dispute and disagree. The New York City you live in is not my New York City; how could it be? This place multiplies when you are not looking. We move over here, we move over there. Over a lifetime that adds up to a lot of neighborhoods, the motley construction material of your jerry-built metropolis. Your favorite newsstands, restaurants, movie theaters, subway stations and barber shops are replaced by your next neighborhood's favorites. It gets to be quite a sum. Before you know it, you have your own personal skyline."

Colson Whitehead, The Colossus of New York

If you are capable of filling these cups, then may I suggest a larger space?



I've got Lofts in Williamsburg and Greenpoint!
call shady sally 646-812-4067
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"The New Brooklyns"
www.nytimes.com

YYGreenpoint on my MindYY

painting by susan carter hall

Has Hunting for an Apartment Left you Feeling a Little Frustrated?


illustration by joel bunn

Well Stop Clinching Your Teeth and Check Out My Listings

2br rr is berry nice
renovated
new appliances
the best light

Call Sally 843-343-4977 before your friends
call you Homeless!
shadysally

5000sf 3rd Floor Loft Workspace Greenpoint-multi rooms-LARGE-$11sf annual

5000sf 3rd Floor Loft Workspace Greenpoint-multi rooms-LARGE-$11sf annual

Greenpoint Giant!!!
3rd floor with small frt elevator
multi-rooms can be opened up
perfect for offices, manufacturing
artists, geniuses, hippos
$11sf annually (approx $4500month)
can be divided

Raid Like Laura Croft and Steal this Loft!



. . . Williamsburg . . .





Get on top of it! Laura would . . . or Has already!

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or visit my shady blog for some more shady spaces
shadysallyblog

THis Ain't Your Average WiCked BUSH!

WeLcoMe tO BUsHwIck
2br railroad $850/mo
right off Knickerbocker Ave.

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This isn't your Typical Broadway Show, but it will have your legs kicking and your heart singing!

Who wants to live on Broadway?????
I do, I do!!!!!!
1br/1bath $1200
one month FREE rent!!!

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Feeling a little cramped?????

Feeling a Little Cramped??



Well . . . I have a couple of b-e-a-utiful lofts with plenty of room to show you
just off of the Lorimer stop on the L train.
$2900/No Fee

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Rocket Factory Lofts!!!!! No Fee! One Month Free!!!

Rocket Factory Lofts---Williamsburg---No fee and One month Free
To check out these lofts
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2 NEW apts off the Bedford L-at $2300 these 2brs are hip!

2 NEW apts off the Bedford L-at $2300 these 2brs are hip

2br with city views and loft beds (that can be removed if you are anti-wood)
nice new bathroom (oooohhh aaahhh)
new kitchen
close to East River and the Bedford L is 3 blocks
1st last and security
PERFET 2 convertable 3 apartment with windows in every room
You'll just die!

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2BR Spectacular! with a Terrace to dangle from! Williamsburg!

Two bedroom with a terrace -Williamsburg Southside--$1800
Hardwood floors and nice light
all new appliances
clean lobby and secure
spacious common area and a terrace to dangle your baby from
Willliamsburg near Bedford L and lorimer stop

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Live/Work 3500sf South East Williamsburg

perfect for light manufacturing
HUGE duplex---3500sf
close to Montrose L and Broadway JMZ
High cielings and a HUGE storefront
Live/Work with terrifically high cielings
Storefront----South East Williamsburg
Available NOW!

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Today, In The New York Times . . .

"The New Brooklyns"
www.nytimes.com

"This can't be living. I drink too much Old Milwaukee and wake up in the morning and it tastes like old bread crusts in my mouth. All my underwear's dirty, I can't find my insurance policy."

Larry Brown, "The Apprentice"

BUT THIS CAN BE LIVING. . .

DID YOU SEE THAT WASHER AND DRYER?
WHO KNEW THEY EXISTED?

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STOP YOUR HEAD SPINNING

STOP YOUR HEAD SPINNING AND CHILL OUT

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$2650/3 Bedroom in Heart of the Burg!

Has Hunting for an Apartment Left you Feeling a Little Frustrated?


illustration by joel bunn

Well Stop Clinching Your Teeth and Check Out My Listings

3br in the heart of the Burg---for July 1st--Bedford stop- $2650
approx 1200sf
hardwood floors high cielings
big windows and light

laundry
frt elevator
roofdeck
5 blocks to Bedford L train at N7th
Available July 1st

Call Sally 718-599-9275 before your friends
call you Homeless!
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"SUPERIOR SHELTER"

$3000 CLeaN and NeW
3br in the HEART of the Burg
occupancy for July 1st
skylights and roof deck
3 blocks to Bedford stop
currently being PERFEcTED!!!
Skylights in every room!
Roof access
BIG ASS TERRAce and
Brand new doors

CALL SALLY TO SET UP A TIME FOR A SHOWING
843-343-4977
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(don't blow it!)

The Sweetness of Mulberry

Set your sights on September 1st occupancy date! Definitely worth looking at for its luxuriant location and picturesque form.

Soho/Nolita
2 BR
$2495
all pets allowed

Newly renovated 2 bedroom apartment available for rent in NoLita
August 1st occupancy date!
Prime area, within 2 blocks from 6,N,R,D,F,B trains.
Shares/students welcome!
Near NYU - walk to school!
Pet friendly building.
NO FEE

CALL SALLY 843-343-4977
shadysally@gmail.com
www.shadysally.blogspot.com

Did you know that you don't have to live like an animal?

Did you know that you don't have to live like an animal?

For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring

For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.
Shakespeare, romeo and juliet 3.1


IT IS HOT HOT AND MORE HOT IN NEW YORK CITY -SPRING WAS SKIPPED. c'est la vie!
NEW CREATURES ARE EMERGING FROM BEYOND THE REALMS OF TIME . . .

BUT DON'T GET DISCOURAGED LOOKING FOR AN APARTMENT DURING THIS TIME OF PERPETUAL HEAT. I'VE GOT THE COOLEST LISTINGS AND CAN HAVE YOU IN OFF THE HOT STREETS BY TOMORROW. CHECK OUT THIS 3 BEDROOM APARTMENT FOR $3195 IN THE EAST VILLAGE. AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE MOVE-IN.

• AMAZING LOCATION FOR TRANSPORTATION AND ALL YOUR SHOPPING NEEDS
• BRIGHT APARTMENT
• FULL BATH
• MODERN KITCHEN
• PETS ARE ALLOWED

CALL SALLY 843-343-4977
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THIS CAN'T BE LIVING . . .

"This can't be living. I drink too much Old Milwaukee and wake up in the morning and it tastes like old bread crusts in my mouth. All my underwear's dirty, I can't find my insurance policy."

Larry Brown, "The Apprentice"

METROPOLITAN - NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MUSEUM . . .

METROPOLITAN
METROPOLITAN
METROPOLITAN
NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MUSEUM, BUT I KNOW THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS WOULD FIND THIS SPACE MOST SATISFACTORY TO HANG A TURNER OR A MANET AND SET JAPANESE SHINO WARE IN THIS SPACIOUS 1BR UNIT WITH A LARGE KITCHEN. TRUST ME . . . TRUST THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS - WE KNOW GREAT SPACE!
CALL SALLY 646.812.4067
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EMAIL
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Groovin in Gramercy

$2,295mo
Gramercy/Murray Hill
1 BR / no fee / all pets allowed

Spacious 1 bedroom available for rent in Gramercy. Near NYU and Baruch. Renovated. Large bedroom. Pets OK. Renovations include: marble bath & granite kitchen, dishwasher & washer/dryer

CALL SALLY 843-343-4977

HAS LOOKING FOR AN APARTMENT GOT YOU ZONKED??????

Has Looking for an Apartment got You Zonked?

. . . WILLIAMSBURG . . .
2BR
WALKTHRU RAILROAD APT
NOW REST AT PEACE
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shadysally@gmail.com
www.shadysally.blogspot.com

LOOKING FOR A FURRY COMPANION TO ACCOMPANY YOU IN YOUR NEW SPACE?

THIS IS MY SOUTHERN BELLE MAMA AND SHE WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND TO YOU (charge to customer).

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You don't know what your life has been missing!

DUPLEX! FOUR BR in Alphabet City w/ Private Backyard

ABC Start your summer off living in this exceptional DUPLEX! ABC

A 4 bedroom, renovated apartment. Modern and pre-wired for all your technical necessities.
Backyard - Private Backyard!
Corner Unit. Lots of Windows.
Duplex!

Call Sally (843) 343-4977 and I will explain to you the wonders of the Alphabet!!!!!!

(843) 343-4977